We
may just try a little experiment this BTM
just for you folks who've read about the LAN
Parties, but have yet to make the jump to
join us, or live simply too far away... We're going to attempt a
rig-up with the MeatCAM
in LAN Central
to provide live 'streaming' video of the action, rather than a static image
that updates once every 30 seconds. We'll keep you posted here!
Well
all I can say is Ho-Ho-Ho...
Hope everyone had a great Christmas and I personally hope all your stockings
got stuffed. As for Christmas around the Abattoir,
I've come to learn that people love to live vicariously through others,
so I'll let you relax with the cup of hot coco (...spiked or not...)
while I spin... Isis
and myself are now engaged! *life flashes*
I know how her parents feel, so I didn't do the honourable thing and request
her Father's permission, rather, I wanted it to be a surprise to everyone.
No one had a clue I had decided to pop the question other than a couple
people (...you know who you are...) who were informed of my intension
while floating in a Dingy powered by a small electric motor, more on that
later. None of these persons were family members, because no one
person in my family can be trusted to keep a secret. The ring was
brought to my parents new place where we had our Christmas gathering and
dinner... By this point, Isis
and myself had already opened our Christmas presents from each other.
All said and done as far as presents and such where concerned, all 18 of
us headed down for Christmas chow! Prior to the huge feast before
us, I snipped a Christmas Cracker from the place setting and bolted to
a nearby bathroom where the scissors, tape and other surgical instruments
I carried with great discomfort emerged in a pre-planned and never before
attempted 'Cracker tracheotomy'... The ring was implanted beside
the sweatshop created gift in the Cracker, all of which was smuggled back
to the table none the wiser. Everyone sat to start on the soup, just
placed. Napkin first, then the Crackers... She snapped both
ends and with a non-threatening PoP!.. the ring popped out and plopped
into her soup. Not catching a glimpse of what it was, she dug for
a second uncomfortably, and pulled out a ring that looked almost too good
to be a Christmas Cracker toy from CostCo (...$19.95/doz... Nice stuph
inside, check 'em out...) I guess it took a couple seconds for
it to sink in (...and the soup to clear...) but she got the point
with nothing said and it was off around the table to hug anything that
didn't move faster than her. I think she said 'yes'.
So that's the start of our new feature on the Abattoir, call it the soap opera version: "What will happen to you after you Pop The Question – The Male Perspective" Yes, live and constant updates of TMP will be embedded in the Minutes for all to either learn from, laugh at, or wince... Did you know that our wedding date was picked two days ago? *glances at watch* That was about 8 hours after she found a rock in her soup! I wish I could Gib that fast in Quake. The Bride's Maid has already been shuffled, size of wedding decided, I'm not sure what the food will be like, but I hope there's Beer. (...she's going to either laugh, or kill me when she reads this...) Either way, I love you Sweetheart, I'm glad you like my Mother's soup. (...note
the clever use of flash in photo to hide the size of the cubic zirconium...
MeatMan smart, like train...)
Sorry
if I'm about to be "politically incorrect", but you couldn't possibly know
how much I'm sick of hearing "Happy Holidays" from everyone… Thus,
"Merry Christmas"! One more sleep till the fat man sings and with
the tree (…yes, a Christmas Tree, not a "Holiday Tree"…) all lit
up and good to go, we're geared-up for some Christmas cheer at the Abattoir!
We just wanted to take this opportunity to wish everyone a safe and happy
"holiday", no matter what faith you hold (…or don't hold as your case
may be…) Don't drink and drive!
That being said and done, it's time we post the date for BTM37 (…who's theme's not been decided as yet…) We're going to take a little Winter break from hosting and we hope too many don't go into withdraw over this… BTM37 will be held on February 8th, that leaves everyone loads of time to find out if they're working, can get a drive, etc. Head to the Sign-Up Page and get your name in! More inquiries about the Abattoir's connectivity are coming in, many asking about the speed... For those who don't have a SuperFTP Account, you can grab a file or two from MBHD, we've finished modifying all the links (...site was severely broken...) and although it's not completely up-to-date, it's working! Check it out. We've had several inquiries about New Years Eve as people are wondering if we're doing our traditional hang-out at the Abattoir deal, well… Sure!! As per usual, the Holiday season can be taxing… Who needs all the hubbub trying to decide what to do on New Years Eve, many make big, huge plans that either cost a small fortune, or just end up falling through… Not at the Abattoir! We don't make plans at all! We just get together, play some tunes, play some games, drink some beer, then yell at 11:59:59pm till 12:00:01am. Simple, cost efficient, fun. If you've not made plans, join us! We'll even turn it into a mini-LAN-Party, so drop us a note and let us know if you want to ring in the New Year at the Abattoir, bring your PC and we'll paint the walls with rockets. Don't
forget, kiddies… You can track Santa's progress through the NORAD
Santa Tracking Site! Have a great Christmas everyone, we hope
your stocking gets stuffed!
Well,
it's time to let everyone know who we chose as the main connectivity supplier
of Abattoir.Net
and it's Servers… But first, MeatMan's tips on "Breaking-up
with your Cable ISP". Remember, no matter
how long you've been with them, when the service starts going downhill,
it's time to move on! You signed on with them because they were supposed
to be fast, unlimited and cost effective, now they're slow, capped to hell
and you're going to be charged more now (...if you go over your 'limit'
on their 'unlimited' service...) for the service and getting less for
your buck (…funny how people change once they think you're committed
to them…) Be stern and strong, they may cry a little, they may
start making promises you know they can't keep, they may even deny fact
when confronted but you're mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.
Such was the case with Cgocable after the switch-over was done and the
call had to be made. "Thank-you for called Cgocable, how may I help
you?" she said… "I'm calling to cancel my Internet service with you."
I replied. "Oh dear! May I ask why you want to cancel?" she
said in a concerned manner, "Do you really want to know, or are you just
reading off a cue-card?" I retorted. The reasons were laid out in
a cold, point-for-point fashion, then the argument and denial started…
Knowing she wasn't going to charm me back, my call was shuttled off to
the Supervisor. She read off the same cue card, "Is there a particular
reason you wish to cancel?", "No…" I said, "…there's many reasons.
You're not unlimited anymore and the amount you'll be charging for bandwidth
overage is border-line extortion, besides that, after reading your EULA
I've determined that any activity on the Internet with your connection
other than surfing web pages is a violation of your EULA. Your service
has become useless to me by your own design so I'm upgrading to ADSL."
There was a couple seconds of silence, then she said "we do not charge
for overage, where did you hear that?". I said "You don't charge
now becuase you've not been able to inforce it, but you will be.", again
she said "We're not charging anything for overage." I then told her
I'm well aware of the difference between an "introductory interest rate"
on a credit card and what you'll be charged later after you've been "introduced".
"You're not charging now, but you will be, and more people than you think
know it, as such, you'll find more people canceling with you…" Suffice
to say, the conversation ended in a very "I told you so" manner.
I headed off to Cgocable to return my modem. While at the desk, a
gentleman was just picking up his modem after signing-up with them moments
before I got there. The woman at the Customer Service desk asks "Can
I help you?", "Yes… I'm here to return my cable modem and cancel
my Internet service with you.", "Oh dear! Is there a reason you're
canceling?" I turned my head and looked at the guy standing two feet
away from me with his shinny new modem under his arm, then glanced back
at her and spewed the whole story a third time. I don't think I left
a good impression on the dude standing there as he learned a lot more about
the box under his arm than Cgocable came up front with… He was still
there when I left. Regardless
of all that, we've dumped cable like so much tofu as promised and moved
on, it was painless, Folks (…and it even felt good for some odd reason…).
So, who's our new provider? After doing a little looking around on
CanadianISP.com,
a site that allows you to choose your Province and area, then lists every
ISP that services your area, we started calling… I had in mind what
I wanted, and rather than pick a "package", I let each selected provider
know my demands and let them throw their price back at me. The most
expensive quote provided was over $200.00/mo, while the lower priced scale
offered MORE than the highest bidder did… It just goes to show you,
shop around, I got to a point where three providers were fighting over
me… It also goes to show you there's a lot of hungry providers out
there will to fight for your business, a nice change. It doesn't
take a lot of effort to check them all out and you'll end up getting a
deal that works best for you. We chose Net@ccess
in Hamilton for our connection, and so far, it's been nothing shy of an
incredible pleasure to deal with them! Get this, they even answer
the phone when you call! (…No, it's true!..) Here's
the goodies list, compare if you dare to what your "cable company" is offering
you:
As many of you regular BTM'ers may know, Tim (AKRIA) Marshall works for Net@ccess and we would like to take the opportunity to thank him, along with Wendy in Sales and everyone else at Net@ccess for the totally painless, fast and flawless switchover they orchestrated, I'm now connected rock-solid to a network that doesn't make me feel like I'm sitting on a Taxi Meter every time I use my computer. The speed's unreal and you'll get a taste of it at this weekend's BTM… The Folks at Net@ccess are ready to take your calls now and would be delighted to take care of your connectivity needs (…operators are standing by…) so why not check them out right now and discover the great flavour of consumer choice that's out there… Tell them the Abattoir sent you! With
the BTM right
around corner, we've still got a couple spots open from cancellations,
so if you didn't think you could get in, think again! Come on out
and enjoy the December BTM!
Additional breakers have been added to LAN
Central to accommodate our MiniArcade's
additional load and kill-off that pesky "Blackout Alley" area. Time
to go check "the twist" and make sure everything's good to go!
Our
ADSL
service has been picked! After a short
but extensive search for a reliable connectivity supplier (...note how
do not use the term "ISP", since Cgocable considers themselves one, yet
you're not 'allowed' to use your connection to the internet to give or
contribute, or you'll be violating your EULA. From this point on
I'll refer to them as "web page distributors" since that's what they really
are...) Our search criteria: Speed, we need lots... More
importantly, we need lots of up-pipe since the
Abattoir's
doing the serving. You may be able to eat fast, but if the kitchen
can't dish it out, there's a lot of unhappy patrons. Next were the
ground rules... We run servers here, we intend to run many, we're
not interested in seeing a list of servers we're not 'allowed' to run,
thus we need connectivity, not web-surf permissions. Next, a static
IP, I really would like one please. Finally, of course the price
is a factor... If it had not been, the Abattoir
would have been on it's own OC3 a long time ago. We got all that,
with no caps or limits for a lot less than many of you may have thought
possible. Get out your cable bills, keep them by your computer, and
tune back in soon as we revile who we chose, why, and what we got for our
buck (...the juicy details...) After, you can take a peek
at your cable bill and do a little comparison. We're switching over
now, our IP will change, so the Abattoir SuperFTP
Server and WebPortal
Server will not be available till we can relay
the new IP and everyone's DNS Servers repopulate. Other than that,
see you on the 'fast side' shortly as we start our "Move2DSL"
Campaign (...I told you we weren't
joking Cgocable, Merry Christmas from the Staff at the Abattoir...)
There's
never been any doubt, when Tom Clancy's
name is on something, you just know it's going to be good! Rainbow
Six: Raven Shield is no exception. Released about noon today,
the multiplayer demo is sure to be a big hit… That of course, is
if you can get it. The PC multiplayer demo is using the next-generation
Unreal engine, has a few maps (…including the "City Street Large" map...)
Weapons and Gadgets out the ying-yang, plus two multiplayer modes, survival
and team survival. So what are you waiting for? There's no
line-up on the Abattoir SuperFTP!
*hint-hint*
The
search for the Abattoir's new DSL Carrier
started today… My very first call was promising and we're hoping
to have some great news soon, stay tuned!
![]() Seems
we're in for a fight with Cable again… As good as Cogeco's
been to the Abattoir
over the years, it would appear they're about to render their entire network
unusable in the near future by imposing a bandwidth cap on their "unlimited"
internet service (…following the stupidity and greed of Sympatico…).
Starting soon, you'll not be able to transfer more than 5 useless gigabytes
a MONTH over their network or be slapped with an $8.00
per gig charge. Looks like people aren't
going to be able to keep up on Microsoft Windows Updates now. Understand
this, Cogeco
(…because I know you read the Abattoir…)
as soon as this cap is put in place, I'll be dumping you like so much tofu.
Gone will be my full digital TV package as well as my cable Internet…
You will never see me again. I hope your bean counters over there
realize exactly what they're doing (…which is losing business, of course…)
So when can we expect the new Fall commercials? After all, you'll
have to redo all your commercials now since they boast the glories of your
broadband and what you can do with it, like streaming video, downloading
games, sharing your family photos, internet radio, shoutcast and all the
other great things you say you can do with your service (…except, don't
do it longer than a few minutes a day, because we don't want you to enjoy
the service too much, other than that, it's 'unlimited'…) Let
me know when you impose this "Loss of Business" cap so I can cancel everything
to do with your company, Internet access was the only reason I was with
you and now that you've rendered it useless to me, I'll have to move on.
I know you won't miss the $150.00 a month. Let's hear your feedback
on this! Join in on the Abattoir.BBs
and let us know what
you think of this cap in the forums.
Friday
is upon us, and what a great weekend we have ahead of us! The temperature's
climbing to 16c (60F) for the weekend starting right now and the sun's
out, looks like this weekend will be backyard clean-up for the winter weekend.
Who's today's "Frag from The Past", why it's Sputnik! Paul's been
to many BTM's and we hope many more…
Polite to the end, Sputnik will even apologize when he kills you!
Hope to see you at another BTM soon!
One Polaroid left, who's it going to be?
Who
do we have today? Well lookie, lookie… It's Creeping Death,
or just Creep
as he's called now. Patrick never liked his shot taken, nor when
I called him Patrick… I'm not too sure, but I think he's part of
the Witness Protection Program or something, which doesn't make any sense
seeing as he has a Warriors Profile on the
Abattoir.
Either way, Creep
is a member of the band Endorphins (…take
a listen to a free clip via the Abattoir SuperFTP
Server of their song "Pussy
Killer", it's a love song, I think…) I can't remember the
last time Creep
was over, but he always came with Macross, so it's been a while!
Wonder who's up for tomorrow?
Many
of you old time BTM'ers would remember this
guy, Big D was the Abattoir's original roommate
when I bought the joint… His boisterous laugh was infectious to say
the least, and always fun to shoot in the back, however, my Mother always
taught me, if you don't have anything good to say about someone, don't
say anything at all. Since I personally bailed this guy out of financial
trouble time and time again, he rewarded my good nature by racking up over
$3,800.00 worth of debt to me, then took off. His whereabouts is
unknown at this time, but I would hope it probably involves a small cubed
room with lots of wrought iron decor. If you see him, frag on site.
I'm sure we'll have something nice to say about tomorrows "Frag from the
Past".
Day
two... Who do we have here? It's our long time, so see, no
hear from Buddy, Macross! Don't judge by the hair, he's a great guy!
I can't really tell you too much about Luke, since he's not said "Boo!"
in years, but I know he still checks into the Abattoir
once and again, so we're hoping he'll see this and give us a clue as to
what he's up to. Luke! Call us, we know you're out there!
(...if no response from you is received by Friday, we'll publish the
'other' Polaroid...)
Regarding the SuperFTP... Yes it's up, no we don't hate you now that you've discovered you can't log on, however, read an update now and again... You have to reapply! We're getting a lot of hate mail at the Abattoir from people who think they've been cut off (...why am I typing this, they don't read it?!..) On the same train of thought, we'll mention that due to bandwidth 'concerns', the SuperFTP is limited to 12 connections at a time. There, I answered your question! We've had complaints that people are getting a "Too many Users" message, what this message really means is that, at the precise time YOU were trying to connect to the SuperFTP, there were ALREADY many people just like YOU, who where there already... This means, although they're just like you, they're a little faster than you. We're sorry, there's nothing we can do about that right now. Speaking
of "Sick of Waiting" syndrome, guess who, after attempting to download
a stupid short movie called "Owned" (Battlefield 1942) for the FIFTH time
from FilePlanet,
finally caved and purchased a year's subscription... You already
know the answer, me. Okay, so now I have my "own personal server"
on the great Planet... Now for my sixth attempt to download.
You want my true evaluation of FilePlanet's rather pricey "Subscription"
Fee? Tomorrow...
Would
you take a guess at what I found hidden away in my desk… Polaroids!
(…we all have some hidden away somewhere, I'm sure…) but unlike
the common self-portraits while standing naked in a mirror type shots most
enjoyed by users of this photo format, these are shots from way back of
the early BTM's
when they were back at my work! So for the sake of showing off our
BTM
heritage, the Abattoir
is very proud to introduce it's first week
long mini-series… "FTP
- Frags from The Past". Sit back, sip
on Coco and be sure to tell any friends to check the Abattoir,
if you've attended the very early BTM's,
you just may see your mug here this week! Let's see our first Poster
Child for FTP.
Who
doesn't know this smiling face!? Yes, it's our own "Sgt.Slaughter"
as seen here in a very rare photo showing a bottle of alcoholic beverage
nearby. Since Sgt.Slaughter
works right around the corner from my place of employment, he never missed
a chance to come over and throw a rocket around after hours. It's
difficult to date this picture, especially because Sgt.Slaughter
hasn't aged at all over the years, but our best carbon-dating tells us
this image was captured somewhere around the Summer of 1997. Sgt.Slaughter
was always fun to play against, each time you killed him, he'd either giggle
or yell "Crappers!". You could rest assured even if he had 8 health
he'd be the first to jump into a battle when he heard nearby fire (…and
as such, you'd hear a lot of "Crappers!"…) Sgt.Slaughter
is now President of MTC
Computers and although he's not been to an actual BTM
in quite some time, I know we can convince him to show if I threaten him
with the other Polaroids we've found. Who's up for tomorrow?
Find out…
Oops!
Looks like there's another quick date shuffle happening… It would
also appear I have no ability to count, either way, the date posted for
BTM36
"Special TwiSt" Edition is incorrect, you
may publicly flog me at will. The correct date should be December
7th, for those of you who have already signed-up, we'll leave you on the
Reservation Page unless you tell us otherwise, but please check your calendars
to make sure you're able to come…
The
weekend's here and we just got nailed with our first snowfall / blizzard…
Gone as quick as it came, but caused over 100 traffic accidents in the
short two hours the fluffy stuff blew through... Man, Ontario drivers
really do suck. I also understand there's going to be something rather
special on the Abattoir SuperFTP
by later tonight… If you don't have an account yet, you might want
to send that request in now. *hint*
Have a great weekend, and remember, don't use any hydro.
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