Okay...

Most of us will remember this little thread from a time back, unfortunately, the thread was killed after I slipped on a huge joint and sprained my hippo-campus I'm sure. Regardless, we will survive and rebuild... Bigger, Faster, Stronger... I'll start.

Websites that don’t fit anywhere

• @ - Tron Costume
  People should be careful about putting shots on the web of themselves in spandex body suits – step by step embarrassment. (Infinity)

Humour, Spoofs and Gags

• @ - Dungeons & Dragons
  A hidden camera takes you into the never before seen world of roll playing. (MeatMan)
• @ - Fatkin's Diet
  This nut-buster tells the card counting, carb calculating Fatkin's die-eaters where to go. (Infinity)
• @ - Bert is Evil
  We have reason to believe that Bert of Sesame Street is evil and you should keep your children away from him. Here in these pages are collected incriminating images and documents that prove that Bert is not the lovable harmless geek he so successfully makes us think he is. (Infinity)
• @ - It's a BK Holiday!
  Ding! Fries are done... Would you like an apple pie with thaaaaat? (Infinity)

Odd Games and none-sense

• @ - Penguin Club
  It's not what you think, bat a 321 on your second hit and you've beat me. (MeatMan)
• @ - Stewie Soundboard
  Into making crank calls? Wanna' do it like the pros on the radio, you'll find everything you need right here from Stewie off The Family Guy (Sn00gans)
• @ - Peanut!!!
  Waiting for your mates at the bar? Why not play peanut flick-hockey? The squirrels love it in the balls (CorpsE)
• @ - Spaced Penguin!
  Now this is some fun physics, shoot Kevin back into his space ship, use planets gravity and wrack up points (ZookRabbi)
• @ - BowMan
  Shoot an arrow into the air, hit the other guy before he hits you -- there's a little blood-loss, but it's fun! (Sgt_Astro)
• @ - Dickies!
  Oh nos! The place is run rampant with penis! Smack them with a hammer -- I'll be checking the logs to see who's playing (candie)
• @ - Dyson Scope Game
  Use the Dyson Telescope to shove a ball in a hole -- seems a good use for a Dyson Telescope to me? How many levels can you clear? (BammBamm)
• @ - The IT Manager Game
  As IT manager you need to monitor industry trends and administer mission-critical resources for an entire company. At the same time, you have to manage increasingly tighter budgets. (Infinity)
• @ - PixelField
  Guide your little pixels through mine fields and traps -- yup, that's it. (MeatMan)

Video and the odd

• @ - Help-Deck
  I think this is a Help Desk chick, but I like to think TeleMarketWhore (SkunkWorks)
• @ - Dork-go-Boom
  Okay, so we add the other chemical then shake? Natural Selection and Darwin Awards come to mind (MeatMan)
• @ - Hypnotize
  This works for Men, but I find many Women enjoy it too (feel free to identify yourself) (MeatMan)
• @ - Hypnotize II
  Now grab your lesbian lovers nipple and swing her around in the pool. Don't ask, just click (Avid)
• @ - Lobster-Cam!
  This web cam is even more captivating than the MeatCAMs - (BYOB: Bring Your Own Butter) (SkunkWorks)
• @ - Shamu Cam
  If Lobster's not your dish, see if you can catch a bigger fish on Camera (Akira)
• @ - Star Wars Kid
  This poor bastard was made net-famous in no time after leaked tape of him screwing around with a poll hit the public domain (vs9)
• @ - Smoke Kills
  Such a happy chain of events; please smoke first, then enjoy (CorpsE)
• @ - Pong
  Laugh until you stop... This is Pong, radical style (MeatMan)
• @ - Pong2
  And now for the real thing... see if you can follow the ball when these two slam it! (vs9)
• @ - BRPSP
  The Bovine Rectal Palpation Simulator Project, yup; they've build a computerized cow so you can stick your arm up its ass (Infinity)
• @ - Subservient Chicken
  The most common reaction to this site is “WTF was that?!” – Chat with a chicken and have him do your bidding (candie)
• @ - Spank the Monkey
  Or Beat The Meat, either way, it's fun to whack an inflatable monkey - hey, don't look at me like that, whack for yourself and see. (Bitch'n'Heat)
• @ - Princess
  These two movies were made by Trey Parker & Matt Stone - The South Park Guys. They were commissioned to make these two flash cartoons, and when they submitted them, the company took the contract back and refused to pay them. -- if blow-jobs, exploding heads, sex with dead bodies and the like offend you, this isn't for you. (Wink)
• @ - Swearing Jesus
  The title says it all, so does Jesus -- Click on the Abuse Me button and Jesus will tell you off. (Silent Bob)
• @ - Troy's top 10 nipples
  Want porn, just type Boobies into Google -- Troy lays down his Top 10 Nipple Slips, everyone loves celebrity boobs! (Akira)
• @ - Lick my Screen
  Hey! Who's been touching my monitor again!? Kittie, lick my screen! (MeatMan)
• @ - LAN Rage
  Some has been eliminated, he's not too happy about it either... Rage ensues. (Zapco)

Music and Musical Must-Sees

• @ - Dub-dub
  Okay, take a break... It's time to jam, click here to rock your desktop! (MeatMan)
• @ - Drum machine
  This is must see - Japan meets Stomp, flash style! (you must have at least one hit of acid before viewing) (MeatMan)
• @ - I'm a cow
  I still love this flash/music video! Yes, it's back... Farmer Brown's not what he seems... (MeatMan)
• @ - Litter-box
  "Marked Territory", lead singer looks like Stuii a little, on the cat-strings is Nayla - Meow! (MeatMan)
• @ - I Love Death
  This is a great piece of flash / musical video! Here's more from Lodger (MeatMan)
• @ - Horny!?
  Strap 18 or more horns to your body, then play the classics; yup, it's human squeeze-box gone wrong! (vs9)
• @ - Holy Crap, Lions!
  From the makers of "Badger Badger Badger", this flash ditty will leave you in a trance. (Overdrive)
• @ - Rap'n'Spit
  This is wrong, but interesting. Mix harmonica with a spitting white guy pretending he's black and rap - watch the crowd as he whips them into a jungle frenzy and they start grabbing themselves (SkunkWorks)
• @ - This Land (Parody)
  I've always loved the work Jib-Jab does, millions seem to agree with me too -- since this flash musical bit was placed on Jib-Jab, their servers have almost caved under the strain of its popularity (BammBamm)
• @ - Star Wars Gangsta Rap
  The intergalactic Gangsta rap now has a whole new flava in this Star Wars Gangsta Rap Special Edition. This remake features all-new and improved animation that would blow away any Death Star. (Cyclone)
• @ - The Llama Song
  Everyone loves Llamas, or ducks... Posted as a tribute to the fallen Abattoir LLAMA Tent (CommanderX)
• @ - The Internet is for pr0n
  So you use the Internet for research, huh? Fucking lier... We all know why you use the Internet! (MeatMan)
• @ -Go to HELL
  Big Bill's Hell, We'll fuck your wife, GUARANTEED! You won't find a better deal! (SkunkWorks)

Abattoir User Picks

• @ - Ghost Town
  Join Elena as she takes you on a haunting tour by motor bike of the Dead Zone in her homeland of Russia - Chernobyl. The ghost town that was flash frozen in time; nothing lives here anymore. (Infinity)
• @ - Mega-Tokyo
  "An on-line web-comic, and very anime-geekish, but the character named "Largo" loves b33r as much as MeatMan, and is l33t3r than 50d@." ~Sn00gans (Sn00gans)
• @ - Easter-Eggs
  The Easter Egg Archive - sift through thousands of hidden this-n-thats in DVDs, Movies, Computer games, operating systems, applications... You'll waste as much time digging as they did planting. (Infinity)
• @ - Insultingly Stupid Movie Physics
  The name of the site says it all -- when supposedly serious scenes totally disregard the laws of physics in blatantly obvious ways it's enough to make us retch. The motion picture industry has failed to police itself against the evils of bad physics. (Infinity)
• @ - Pimp-Suits.com
  Get your pimp on and slap yo' bitch up! - Pimp Suits is your one stop Pimp Clothes shop. (Infinity)
• @ - True Pr0n Clerk Stories
  All true, all funny -- read about the adventures of working in a porn store. (candie)
• @ - 2Advanced Studios
  Explore this site if you appreciate excellent Flash work, it's simply stunning -- clicky-clicky, flashy-flashy! (MeatMan)
• @ - Viagra
  Sweet Lord. How many e-mails do the Viagra people have to send me? "73% off VIAGRA!" they scream at me. "We've slashed prices because of the competition!!", which is exactly the kind of thing you want to hear coming from your pharmacist -- read the adventure, funny! (candie)
• @ - KeyHole
  You've watched the satellite fly-ins on CNN, now you take control of the stick -- I've purchased a subscription to this, I just can't get enough! (MeatMan)
• @ - Pure Pwnage
  "i pwn noobs liek hard rite n my roomate has dis camera rite so hes all liek 'we can make a show lol' n im liek dats teh pwnage n stuf n hes liek i no lol so im liek ok film me noob n hes liek ok so we did lololol" (Sn00gans)

As before, I'll edit as "great" links come in, so if you visit a site that’s worthy of mention, post it here!

MeatMan

Here's a useful link...

http://fileadvisor.bit9.com/services/search.aspx

Internet security company Bit9 Inc. this week launched fileadvisor.bit9.com, a Web site that attempts to bridge that knowledge gap. Visitors can search data on 25 million Windows PC files, collected from Microsoft Corp., IBM Corp., the National Institute of Standards and Technology and other sources.

Visitors can search using filenames, but this approach can be fooled by files that appear in several applications under the same name, or viruses masquerading with a legitimate file name.

For more accuracy, users can download a small, free application from FileAdvisor. When the user right-clicks a file, the application gives the option of computing a unique number that identifies the file. That number is then compared to the FileAdvisor database, giving a better chance of identification.

www.tshirthell.com

Home of some real nasty t-shirts... Crusing through the baby section you have...

F#ck the milk, where's the whiskey tits?
I enjoy a good spanking
Breast Fed Baby. Stick around for the show!

There are some real offensive shirts there (which I could not believe anyone would wear in public)

Another is Rate My WOW if you want to look at boobies and rate them. From the famed Opie and Anthony talkshow, which is now on XM.

http://fun.bowmans.com/poker/

Strip poker

saw that too. though cool, marc ecko is still a sellout douche.

new internet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwQYyUoOA7w&search=new%20internet

thank you cbc. kinda boring, but lots of funnies.

How to deal with Darth Vader ~MeatMan

What the f@ck do you mean they blew-up the Death Star, that thing wasn\'t even fully paid for! ~Vito

"Where the Hell is Matt?"

...brilliant.

check out this one. sand sculptures. truly amazing.

http://www.greatervancouverparks.com/HARRISONSandCastles01.html

UT n00b:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA&eurl=

Haha!

The System Administrator Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5zWaTEVkI

creative and entertaining

I still think Do You Take It is the best!

Removed due to copyright.

Typical! They'll probably come here now to ask that we don't use the terms "Star Wars", "Death Star", or heaven for bid mention the movies. :rolleyes:

good thing I saved it.

Yeah... I was editing down the listing the other day and noticed a few that had died.



MeatMan

Here's the first one...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WmMcqp670s

Yeah I've seen that one too...

I don't think it's the "Original" so much as the edits that didn't make it, I could be wrong. Either way, it's getting hard to count all the places he's been! Holy-crap.

MeatMan

(I've been to Hamilton, if that's worth anything)

And Winterpeg but you haven't danced there yet.

Odin - This is the life for you...I swear it man...sell your car and backpack around the world dude.

...I feel a strange need to have Abattoir.Net sponsor this endeavour; naw, I'll use CGI.

MeatMan

I'd throw a couple of bucks Odin's way to see him dance in Iraq.

omg siberia and the summit of killiminjaro. that guy is a god. The funny thing is, he got a stranger to tape it in beijing, so I gather he does not always have a friend with him. I wonder how many times his camera has been taken (especially when he visited czek)!

The only time he was robbed was back in his hometown of Seattle apparently...they took his notebook.