(May2005)	Full Name:	Evan Smith
	Born:	MAY 03 1983
	Game:	Quake3
	Weapon:	Rocket Launcher
	Quote:	"Ballz!"
	Occupation:	Security LCBO
	Location:	Etobicoke, Ontario - Canada
	Contact:	DieJestor@Abattoir.Net
	How did you get your play Alias?	His play name was picked for him by CorpsE (...his Brother...) and Myself after we flogged him at Quake, then watched in horror as he killed an entire Pizza, execution style, in less than 15 minutes...  Thus, "Die" cuz that's what he did a lot, "Jester" as in clown, running around dying a lot.

DieJestor is helpful to a fault...  By record, we can't think of anyone more willing to jump into a project or task, he's also one of the clumsiest people we know often tripping over his own feet thus he's also become known as JarJar -- thankfully, he's a little more graceful in games...  Always there when a BTM LAN Party call is made, DieJestor specializes in turning himself into wall paint using grenades.